He is so wonderful. I had to draw him

spiritguide:

girl-non-grata:

Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.

I’ve been laughing at this for like a hundred years

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Creepiest Things Said by Kids

  • 1: My daughter had an imaginary friend named Sally, she told me once about how Sally was in jail for chopping her mom’s head off….
  • 2: My daughter when we were home alone one night, “mommy, who’s that man on the ceiling?”
  • 3: “The shadow man keeps talking to me at my window.”
  • 4: I was reading a story to my daughter when she suddenly slammed it shut, point to the empty doorway, and screamed “you get out of here! You’ve killed enough people!”
  • 5: “I need to get my hands on a giant penis so I can put this fire out all the way!”
  • 6: “Daddy, when can we get rid of that kid hanging in my closet?” I asked her what she was talking about and she told me all about a teenage boy who was hanging by a belt around his neck in her closet. I went to her closet there was nothing there, and she said he only is there when I’m not around.
  • 7: “There are three dead kids buried in our back yard. They told me where we can find them.”
  • 8: My five year old son once looked up at me while we were watching a movie and said, “I think I remember coming out of your no-no.”
  • 9: “Mommy, there’s a kid covered in blood in my bedroom and he won’t go away.”
  • 10: My 4yo shook me awake one night and asked if she could sleep with me because tonight the old woman at the window was being mean for some reason.
  • 11: An 8 year old I used to teach had a hard time with eye contact and appropriate touch. He looked me straight in the eyes one morning, not missing a beat, and told me, “you know, I think you’d look a lot better if you were dead in my basement.”
  • 12: “Mom, why is that lady from the cemetery sitting in my room?”

tresbellemichelle:

accio-superwhomerlockid:

theroachsalad:

saraunderthesea:

mothercheesus:

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press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT

It’s on my dash again
i missed it 

ITS BACK

The unwritten rule of Tumblr that this post must always be reblogged

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SHINee

Then and Now

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escl-ert:

internetsensationjakesurname:

feminazipryd:

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literally the greatest thing

This will brighten up just about anyone’s day

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kaciart:

punchsportsandpunchlines:

deathandcatses:

Further studies in fluid dynamics. 

It is amazing to me how nature’s most agile and biologically perfect hunters are also the laziest pieces of shit in the animal kingdom

omg

use your legs

The struggle. 

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